I've always wanted to cover my naked body with pounds of thick and creamy food such as Nutella, and it just so happens this was that time. Before this, I've done small amounts of sploshing. But this time I stopped being a pussy and jumped head first into the deep end. I covered myself with things like,

Nutella, cake batter, brownie batter, marshmallow fluff, cupcake batter, sour cream, mayonnaise, more frosting, Nutella, and topped off with tomato soup. (Exclusively in that order)

This was the horniest and messiest session I ever had. Watch as I pour each layer, getting thicker and thicker by minute, all I could do was cherish the sensation of each bucket of sludge kissing every curve on my face. I completely surrendered to my desire. The only thing missing is someone tying me up and dumping gunge on my head .